Today I am typing like my good buddy urb.
In his randomness he didn't talk about the horde of flying sharks that attacked us today, or about how Scotty violently died screaming about how his whiskers were being torn off. And we told him, "Well, you still look like a cat. Despite the bloody streaks and entrails hanging out of your abdomen."
That all goes to show how well we treat our brethren here. Say for example this place was like feudal China, like in that book we have to read for World History, we may prescribe to him some booze and hallucinates for his "sickness". After we found out for some reason in no way was his condition improving, we would move him into a "sick house", full other other dying cat people, where in which he would be treated fairly nicely until his eventual death.
In no way is any of that true, and I'm making generalizations about the Chinese, if you are Chinese or plan on becoming Chinese, pleas don't be offended by me.
Now then, on to happier topics of writes!
Today nothing at all important happened and it was 90 degrees and humid. Pretty awful. But as the banner art for this blog states, this is my area to whine as much as I want!
So it was too hot, and I was wearing long pants which didn't help THAT much, and my bag was heavy, and it was humid and my back hurt, and Scotty died in a freak accident, and urb followed me around blurting out Chuck Norris that I have long since stopped caring about, and what else...
Notice that I try to be a good little grammatically correct blogger with my spelling? But I don't capitalize urb's name? I doubt anyone's noticed. But in case you're wondering, the reason is that I only capitalize IMPORTANT stuff. Kidding! Urb is a very nice blob of green stuff!
I need to be funny to keep your attention right? Well I think that sucks, but I'll try despite your various shortcomings! We can't all be as awesome as me, I've learned by now!
Right now I'm listening to "You've Got the City" by Alien#Six13. Sounds techno-ish? Nahh, I'd call it "neo disco". Very nice song.
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6 comments:
LOL. U SHUD DO DAT 2 Scotty 4 Reel LOL. I'm gonna PWNZR HM!!! LOLOLOL ROTFLOL!!!
Whoa! Clan! You ought to screen who leaves comments on your blog! That "Razor" something gut is a nut job!
hmm i think it's "razor fistz" so idk. the post's not done yet son! i had to leave the comp lab in the middle of typing it.
LOLZ! "Razor Fists was me! Didn't you read my blog about me typing a bunch of comments here? Ha! Very funny!
People actually think I look like a cat in real life. Actually, it's about 50-50, but whatever. As far as looking like an animal goes, it could be worse. Like an anteater. Or a sea cucumber.
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